It was only a matter of time. I told him over and over again: “We are the Dreamscapes Team. Lower your inhibitions and surrender your pride. Your artistic and inspirational distinctiveness will be added to our own. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.” Indeed it is. So it is with great pleasure that I can finally welcome my good friend and colleague Joseph Rossbach to the Borg Collective.
Most of you probably already know Joe. He’s more famous than Elvis, richer than Bill Gates, and better looking than Ryan Gosling, Brad Pitt, and Justin Bieber combined (just without the wavy locks). His talent as a photographer is only exceeded by his mad gangsta rap skills. Yeah, he’s that cool—you know it, he knows that you know it, so let’s stop pretending that we’re not all super jealous.
Okay, for the small few of you who don’t know Joe, he’s widely published in a number of leading magazines, including Outdoor Photographer and Popular Photography. You can see his stunning work on his website. And shame on you for not knowing who Joe is!
So everyone please throw your hands in the air and wave ‘em like you just don’t care, and join me in giving Joe a warm welcome. Resistance is futile!